hi, libby, 15, i like too many things
[insert funny thing here]

thank you!!

poptart? don't you mean sodatart?

thank u for the

drag & drop
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squigglydigg:

SEND HELP???!

nationinthedesert:

people who write gorgeous metaphors and make comparisons

and i’m like

"he walked forward and got there."

imamnotbroken:

This picture is telling me that Squidward fucked a burger.

adriftc0nsciousness:

dance-in-the-shadows:

gracediamondsfear:

wifeyknowsbest:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:

A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!

Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

God.

My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”

THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.

THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.

it worked, but not before I laughed for days.

For that last comment.

Omg

neither:

I’d fuck marry and kill myself

ven0moth:

*does 2 math problems* time for a well deserved 3 hour nap

skrelp:

THIS IS SO SLY

sportsbros:

gordon ramsay has really let himself go